Irishman Speaks - Conor Cunneen

You can read "Charity and Actors" by Mark Twain below.

Given that Mark Twain left this earth in 1910, he will not be available should you be seeking an inspirational, motivational, humorous keynote healthcare speaker but you can read one of his excellent speeches below where he shows what a wonderfully creative motivational funny speaker he was. 

However, don’t despair, the Irish keynote speaker is here!

The advantage of selecting Irish keynote speaker Conor Cunneen for your next conference is that he is very much alive and he has won numerous awards recognizing his ability as a humorous healthcare keynote speaker including Chicago Humorous Speaker of the Year for a speech on Customer Service in San Quentin Jail. (audio clip)

 Conor is just a little invested as a motivational and humorous healthcare keynote speaker because he has had two bouts with cancer.

"Having had a thyroidectomy and a prostatectomy, I how have a unique Irish condition knows as 'There's not much left-o-me!' Every cloud has a silver lining. I went into hospital for my prostatectomy with a newly purchased pair of Monty Python pajamas, bearing the legend, 'It's just a flesh wound!' Believe it or not, I have now created a funny, poignant keynote titled 'It's Just a Flesh Wound' for healthcare conferences." 

Watch this Chicago based Irish healthcare keynote speaker’s presentations on:

Choose your Attitude 

Learn The Secret to his Brogue 

See Vision with a twist which might make you thirsty 

Keynotes like this have Energized, Educated and Entertained audience from Harley-Davidson to Helsinki, from Memphis to Malaga and many places in between. Provide your event with a Top o’ the Morning Feeling by contacting Conor Cunneen.

Conor Cunneen is the perfect Healthcare Keynote Speaker for your next conference.

Testimonials include:

“You made me laugh and cry.”  Cancer Institute of New Jersey

“You saved the best until last.”  Illinois Hospital Association

“In my close to thirty years of association work, I have never seen a speaker as well received as you.”  Incentive Marketing Association

 Watch Conor Cunneen tell The Secret to his Brogue 

But enough of the hyperbole and over the top hoo-haa about the Irish humorous keynote speaker which Conor apologizes for but it does help with search engines. Now, isn't he the devious funny motivational humorous keynote speaker? Let's get to the greatest humorous, motivational speaker of all time. (Twain was never given to modesty and would probably agree with that statement.)

ADDRESS AT THE ACTORS' FUND FAIR IN THE METROPOLITAN
          OPERA HOUSE, NEW YORK, MAY 6, 1907

          Mr. Clemens, in his white suit, formally declared the fair
          open.  Mr. Daniel Frohman, in introducing Mr. Clemens, said:

          "We intend to make this a banner week in the history of the
          Fund, which takes an interest in every one on the stage, be he
          actor, singer, dancer, or workman.  We have spent more than
          $40,000 during the past year.  Charity covers a multitude of
          sins, but it also reveals a multitude of virtues.  At the
          opening of the former fair we had the assistance of Edwin Booth
          and Joseph Jefferson.  In their place we have to-day that
          American institution and apostle of wide humanity—Mark Twain."

As Mr. Frohman has said, charity reveals a multitude of virtues. This is true, and it is to be proved here before the week is over. Mr. Frohman has told you something of the object and something of the character of the work. He told me he would do this—and he has kept his word! I had expected to hear of it through the newspapers. I wouldn't trust anything between Frohman and the newspapers—except when it's a case of charity!

You should all remember that the actor has been your benefactor many and many a year. When you have been weary and downcast he has lifted your heart out of gloom and given you a fresh impulse. You are all under obligation to him. This is your opportunity to be his benefactor—to help provide for him in his old age and when he suffers from infirmities.

At this fair no one is to be persecuted to buy. If you offer a twenty-dollar bill in payment for a purchase of $1 you will receive $19 in change. There is to be no robbery here. There is to be no creed here—no religion except charity. We want to raise $250,000—and that is a great task to attempt.

The President has set the fair in motion by pressing the button in Washington. Now your good wishes are to be transmuted into cash.

By virtue of the authority in me vested I declare the fair open. I call the ball game. Let the transmuting begin!