GIRLS

In my capacity of publisher I recently received a manuscript from a

teacher which embodied a number of answers given by her pupils to

questions propounded.  These answers show that the children had nothing

but the sound to go by--the sense was perfectly empty.  Here are some of

their answers to words they were asked to define:  Auriferous--pertaining

to an orifice; ammonia--the food of the gods; equestrian--one who asks

questions; parasite--a kind of umbrella; ipecaca--man who likes a good

dinner.  And here is the definition of an ancient word honored by a great

party: Republican--a sinner mentioned in the Bible.  And here is an

innocent deliverance of a zoological kind: "There are a good many donkeys

in the theological gardens."  Here also is a definition which really

isn't very bad in its way: Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other

liquids.  Here, too, is a sample of a boy's composition on girls, which,

I must say, I rather like:

"Girls are very stuckup and dignified in their manner and behaveyour.

They think more of dress than anything and like to play with dowls and

rags.  They cry if they see a cow in a far distance and are afraid of

guns.  They stay at home all the time and go to church every Sunday.

They are al-ways sick.  They are al-ways furry and making fun of boys

hands and they say how dirty.  They cant play marbles.  I pity them poor

things.  They make fun of boys and then turn round and love them.

I don't belave they ever kiled a cat or anything.  They look out every

nite and say, 'Oh, a'nt the moon lovely!'--Thir is one thing I have not

told and that is they al-ways now their lessons bettern boys."

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Poets as Policemen

The Educational Theatre

The Babies

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